Nano-Medieval Cryonic Meme Singularity

"Hi, everyone, I'm Noddy Holder, well-known rock figure and professional lab assistant. I've just been informed I've moved up to 2nd in line after Mr. Rodgers himself to hook up with Queen and all that and I must say that I'm just awfully stoked."

1st Turd: "He’s such a failure he had to move in with his fossil record."
2nd Turd: "Hey, d'ya think I could extend and enhance my lifespan now with spirulina and other reasonably-priced high-energy supplements?"
CURTAIN

1st Rodgers: "I've got this er, 'fractal' house."
2nd Rodgers: "I'm certainly impressed."
1st Rodgers: "And, anyway, um, I've just sent in my application for 457th turd-in-waiting for um, Queen."
2nd Rodgers: "Well, then, you certainly seem to have done well for yourself. With the fractal house and all."

(457th stand-in excretes into lab coat pocket; similar object envelops fractal house, reading 'INCREASE YOUR FOSSIL RECORD WITH SPIRULINA TODAY')

(teleports compost)
Hm.
Now, that didn't really accomplish much.